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Krystal. 20. UPST8 New York.
  • ughjosh:

    I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

    (Source: ughjosh, via don-gero)

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  • swagbat:

    Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”

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  • fuckyeahloldemort:

    do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole

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  • Nick Offerman does the ice bucket challenge for ALS

    (Source: queersilvers, via swansonisms)

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  • lucifurfluffypants:

    Mom came home from work last night, went into the kitchen, started to make dinner, and then walked into the dining room to see this.

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  • chryswatchesgot:

    Chrys Watches GoT [x]

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  • kennyvee:




    Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace


    Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

    It’s a miracle!

    That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

    That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

    It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

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