twinnerd28: beatleologist-at-221b: actualcannibaljakeenglish: How many tears did The Doctor cry? A River. Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together
Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands...– Thought Catalog, How To Tell If Someone Loves You (via dulcetdecember)
lolyoureabitch: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone. or seeming needy and worthless
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob is this what girls do yup
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
I got 90+ on all of my projects, but you give me a B+ for the overall course? Proof that effort is futile if your professor is a douchebag.
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore